You might be a redneck…

by Tiff

I hope everyone had a good weekend!  Mine was pretty good, but it was a bit… uhhhh… redneck.

I never have and never will call myself a “country girl,” but I can admit to having redneck tendencies, and a few of these redneck tendencies came to light on Saturday.

 

 

After my tempo run and morning yoga, I got to cleaning, and boy did I have the country music blaring.  I found a great station on Pandora.  It’s under the workout genre, and it’s called Country Fitness Radio.  All rockin’ and no whining – that’s my kind of country!

Cleaning upstairs is difficult when your hubby has hunting gear strewn about the floor.  Note: He’s gearing up for a hunting trip, so this is not normally out and about.  I’m not thaaaat redneck.

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After cleaning, I needed a little R&R.  The laptop, my camouflage Budweiser visor, and I headed for the porch.

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You might be a redneck if you stream ESPN college football on your computer while trying to catch a little sunshine in your bikini.  (On a side note, Clemson won.)

After cleaning up and jumping in the car to run an errand, Freebird came on the radio.  My previous car and I had a song, and that was it.  Awww… memories!  It made me miss “the Bird.”  (Everyone has a song with their car right???)

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I realize this post is a little different, but I wanted to show there’s more to me than running, kale, and craft beer.  Not to worry, I want to share more about my workouts tomorrow, so we’ll be back to “normal” soon.  Winking smile

 

  • Do you have any “redneck” tendencies?
  • Have you and your car ever had a song?

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21 Responses to “You might be a redneck…”

  1. You’re hilarious.
    I think it’s completely awesome and normal to have some Redneck tendencies!! I love the Budweiser camouflage visor. Classic.
    I like to wear “wife-beaters” around the house. Does that count? I love them. And, I’ve been known to go out in public in them too. muahahaha!

  2. I am going to try that station! I go to “Today’s Country Music” on Pandora but they are still a bit slow.

    I am not country but my boyfriend is. He is from a tiny little town in VT. I love my country boy though. Adorable:-)

  3. Hehe this makes me think of Jeff Foxworthy. He did a lot of “You might be a redneck if…” skits and they were freakin’ hilarious.

  4. I looovvvveee country music and have country girl tendencies, but I wouldn’t say red neck. Red neck has more of a negative connotation to me. lol.

    I don’t have a song with my car, but I’m a little sad today because I’m selling my car of 7 years tonight! So many good memories…

  5. When I was in high school, I made out with my boyfriend in his deer stand. If that doesn’t say country romance, I don’t know what does…

  6. I love me some country music, horses, and wide open spaces. So I would say I have some country tendencies…but I don’t wear camo, hunt, or fish….so not that many!

  7. We definitely are a little bit country, but I’d have to say my husband has enough redneck tendencies for the both of us (& he’s proud of it too!)– he has a man cave in the shed and there are all sorts of animal things hanging out there and it is not unusual for a bunch of camo gear to be strewn all over the spare bedroom! And with hot cowboys like Luke Bryan out there, who wouldn’t want to have a little redneck in them?!

  8. Streaming college football while sunning does NOT make you a redneck! The visor, on the other hand… LOL! JK – you are adorable.

  9. I can’t read the title of this post unless it’s Jeff Foxworthy speaking in my head. :) I love that you streamed football while sunbathing – that’s my kind of Saturday!!!

  10. Everybody loves a country girl!!

    I had no idea about the Pandora station, total score.

    I am right there w/ the ESPN with ya:)

  11. I’m from TX but definitely not a redneck :)

  12. ha!! does shot gunning beer count as redneck tendencies? :)

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